November 5, 2009

Accepting Applications...

I wish I had a chef that would have dinner ready for me when I get home cause I really don't want to do it. And then the chef would do the dishes. And maybe vacuum a little. I would also like to be greeted with a martoony on a little tray. Is it too much to ask?

ps. A martoony is a martini, only bigger.

November 4, 2009

I Need To Drink More...

It's official. H1N1 has hit my office. I just sanitized the eff out of my desk area and I'm pretty sure that Purell is now part of my bloodstream. It's freaking me out and I never get sick, which means that because I'm on holidays next week it's pretty much a guarantee that I will. Wish me good thoughts internets. I don't want this shit.

November 3, 2009

It's Like We're Twelve...

I changed my blog title and the look, just in case you haven't noticed. I think I was bored with both and Mindisms is probably a more accurate description of what my brain produces anyway.

What's new, you ask? Maybe you didn't but I'm going to tell you. I went to a friends house for Halloween to watch cheesy/scary movies. We were supposed to each bring one, the cheesier the better. I don't own any horror movies. It's not that I don't like them, it's just how many times can you watch a scary movie? We ended up watching Paranormal Activity and Sleepaway Camp. Paranormal Activity was mostly pretty scary. There are a lot of slow, in between parts but mostly we were sufficiently creeped out at the end. What I took away from it was: Don't make an angry ghost angrier and Ouiji boards are not helpful. Sleepaway camp has an equally disturbing ending but for a different reason. I won't say what it is, mostly because there are no words, but I don't know how I found myself saying, "Oh my god, I forgot! Hahaha! Ewwww!" It's been about 15 years since I've seen it. I probably just blocked it out. For good reasons.

We also made candy apples and they were soooo good. We each made one caramel and one chocolate one and decorated them with mini marshmallows, mini-chips and smarties.

Friday starts my week of 'holidays'. I'm not going anywhere, I'm just getting the hell out of work. I haven't had any time off since July and I'm starting to feel it. I cannot wait to sleep in and not have to ride the Skytrain.

Anyhoos, that's all for now.